Just taking a cue from a blogger I luv and adore so much………… @weird_oo
Some months ago I fell in love with a girl named KARMA, it’s funny because I should have seen it coming….
She was everything I wanted, she complimented me, she had an amazing smile, and she didn’t just notice my faults, she tried to work with me on becoming a better person.
I should have known it was too good to be true.
Karma dealt me a wicked blow. She made me fall in love with her and then she left me.
Now here’s the funny part… you know how people say that “bad news is usually communicated at night??” I swear, seriously…. Oh wait I saw this in family guy
DOCTOR: **shakes patient VIOLENTLY waking him from his deep sleep** “YOU HAVE CANCER!!! OMG YOU HAVE IT… YOU HAVE CANCER”
PATIENT: OMG WHAAAAAT??
DOCTOR: **now relaxed** yup that’s pretty much it, I guess I’d be heading off now…
PATIENT: “but wait, I have questions….”
DOCTOR: “Look! Its 1am, I’m really tired, I’m stressed out, my wife keeps complaining and the kid wont sleep, one would think I should get some sleep but NOOO”
PATIENT: “I’m really sorry about your condition”
DOCTOR:”Yea, I know things will get better but right now it’s just so tough….sheeesshhh!! Anyway…. I’m out of here… and yea Good luck with the cancer thing”
Yea….. That really happened.
Mine went something like this
KARMA: “Dude, I’m falling in love with you so I have to leave you”
KARMA: “yea and all that, it’s not you, it’s me….TRY TO UNDERSTAND”
ME:”WHAAAAAAAT I don’t understand…. And that ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ line is a guy line and not the other way round”
KARMA: “Yea…. And all that, I hope you find someone who can love you like I have done”
ME: “WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? But I’m in love with you… WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??”
KARMA: “You don’t get it… ”
ME: “Then please explain to me”
KARMA: “Please let’s not talk about this again…. I have to go… ill talk to you later… good night” click
ME: “WHAAAAAAAT in the name of Ceaser Augusto, just happened? I guess it was a bad dream”
DAY 1: **call karma 10times…. No response**
DAY 2: **call 15 times… no response**
DAY3: ** karma sends a text** “I’ve been busy I’ll call you later” the call never came
WEEK 2: **Depression sets in**
WEEK 3: ** Depression starts affecting everybody around me**
WEEK 4: ** I finally get it**
Karma REALLY came after me…. For all the wrong I have done…. I had to suffer heart break for all the hearts I had broken in the past… Thus giving me a clean slate…
So Karma, if you are out there…. I want to say THANK YOU… you taught me something very valuable…. J
And I still love you…. If only you would change your name to something else so I don’t jinx it again….
LIFE’S A BITCH…. AND THEN YOU DIE…
Take it from here carl Thomas…..