This topic is one that has cause a lot of wahala in many relationships and marriages and I have come here today to address it once and for all but before I proceed I would like to give honour to whom honour is due.
Good day ladies and gentlemen, accurate time keeper, distinguished panel of judges, my co- writers and my fellow friends. I am here to shed more light on the above topic which says. “Debunking the myth about men and the toilet seat”.
I took some time out to find out what some guys felt about this particular topic and these were a couple of the answers I got.
because when men urinate, we want to avoid peeing on the seat so we put it up. Then we dont wanna put it down because: we are too lazy to put it back down, we want revenge on you for something and WANT you to fall in the toilet, or we are so fat the after urinating and shaking we are too physically exhausted to put it back down..
lol probly most likely the first one those x – Anonymous
It is expedient to most guys. Generally you will pee more times than you poop in a day. Guys pee with the seat up therefore placing it down just to lift it up again later on in the day is redundant. – Cnote
we have a very small attention span and dont care if we leave it up or down. I don’t even lift up the seat personally lol i don’t really see what the big deal about putting the seat down if we dont . At least some men take the time to lift the seat up in the first place – K.N.
Now I asked a few ladies for their point of view and these are a couple of replies I got.
Because its more convenient for them. But if you get them trained, as I have trained my husband, they never do it. He always puts the seat back down. I really appreciate that. Now if I could just get him to put the cap back on the toothpaste tube, we’d be all set. 😉 – Anonymous
Better question is WHY do the have to put the toilet seat up in the first place? My boyfriend doesn’t, he pees with the seat down and never drips on the seat…good aim! – sofia
They just forget about it and not notice it. Once they pull there pants up they just walk away from it, not on purpose probably just because they never thought of putting it down. – lilly
my freaking room mate does this, won’t clean up, won’t pee in the freaking toilet…I even offered to put the seat up. That idiot is gonna rot in hell for making me feel the need to spray bleach the seat everytime before I got to the bathroom…it makes me so mad. it makes me wanna hate men, and yet…I go out of town with a boy…I’ve spent so much time atmy old bfs and there is NEVER pee on the seat…it makes me hope one day he slips in the bathroom and lands face first into the toilet in his own piss. I hate him. – Jess (ok this one is just really angry)
Now with all these views id like to ask the question nobody is asking.
why do women leave the toilet seat down, why do women n insist that toilet seats are made to be left down?
But seriously if you want them down please just go ahead and put them down, men don’t complain that women leave them down, we really don’t think that far. Men get it in the neck because we pee on them, that’s why we leave them up out of respect for women. But then again I started asking, why do you women have a problem with the seat being down? The reply was that when guys pee we aim and miss, but you need to understand ladies that we have more issues in the world to think about than missing the damn bowl. Its not like we miss 100% its just like maybe 5% or something… yea whatever…
BOTTOM LINE: Ladies if you really want the seat left down, then put it down yourself, when u finish with it, put it back up. Trust me the guy will never notice. J
I hope with these few points of mine I have been able to convince you and not to confuse you that… umm… (the topic on top) yea… and all that..